“Televangelists know that hurricanes stem from hot, steamy man-action aboard gay Caribbean cruises.” Colbert
“Hurricanes form from rising moisture created by hot steamy man action aboard a gay Caribbean cruise. When that sin gets high enough it makes the angels cry and those tears fall to earth in the form of massive precipitation because homosexuals are a vital part of the water cycle. That’s why the gay symbol is a rainbow” Colbert
Stephen Colbert my man uterus is always available to carry our imaginary baby together!