Okay, I just lost a few a few brain cells and got a boner watching this video. As it turns out Skatopia is a real place.
Taji has always dreamed of visiting Skatopia, the skateboarding mecca in the middle of 88 acres of farmland in Ohio. Today his dream becomes reality. VICE
Skatopia is a skate park near Rutland, Ohio that is owned and operated by Brewce Martin and the CIA (Citizens Instigating Anarchy). Skatopia is also home to the Museum of Skateboard History, which houses more than 12,000 vintage skateboards from the beginnings of skateboarding in the 1960’s. It has two indoor bowls, a full pipe and a concrete outdoor bowl.