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How to Look After Your Penis & Balls | Men’s Health, Get Into It

How to Look After Your Penis & Balls | Men’s Health, Get Into It

  File this under.. good to know. I find it funny how uncomfortable and embarrassed men are to talk about health and especially sexual health. We all have cocks whether they’re small, huge, long, stumpy or torpedo shaped, we all need to look after and respect our little guy. I found this informative post on


6 Penis Changes That Happen With Age

You’d like to think that at least some areas of our bodies will be spared the indignities of aging, but one day you realize: Mr. Happy gets older, too. “You don’t wake up one morning and realize it is different. It’s a gradual process, but starting around age 40, the changes become more noticeable,” says

Naming and Conversation with Your Penis | New Steam Room Stories.com | Watch Video

Hey Dickhead! What’s your junk’s name? Penis names discussed in new in the Steam Room in new Steam Room Stories video. “Giving your penis a name isn’t a new phenomenon but it’s not something that many men discuss openly. In the new episode of Steam Room Stories, new cast member Charlie Merlo is surprised to

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Food Porn: Penis Art, Literally: Pics

I know, I know this is totally inappropriate and kind of crazy. Does it make you uncomfortable? Good. Porn appetite! This fine penis art was found on Sticky.

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What Lesbians Think About Penises: Video

Lesbians have a lot to say about penises. See what gay guys think about vaginas HERE peter shlong woodie weiner mangina cobra stiffy the king hot rod one-eyed monster lil man dragon mr. hardy etc

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Conner Habib Talks Small Penises, Big Penises, His Penis: Ask The Expert

Ok, mom don’t listent to this. I want to take a quick poll and ask how many of you have ever thought about putting Conner Habib’s penis in your mouth? If there is one thing that all men, straight, gay, bi or asexual, obsess over, it is penis size. This week, Conner Habib is back with a


The Penis Is A Dipstick For The Male Health (VIDEO)

My penis is a dipstick of all kinds; health check, pleasure stick and also my best friend. Here Dr. Oz talks about how a penis is a dipstick for the male health. Television personality and health expert Dr. Mehmet Oz told HuffPost Live Monday that libido — or lack thereof — can provide a glimpse into the

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‘Predicktor’ App Predicts Men’s Penis Size Based On Personal Stats: Video

Say what? I know another way to predict the size of a man’s  penis. Can you say tongue depressor anyone? The Predicktor, a fun and factual mobile app that predicts penis size using personal stats like height and finger length. How do you stack up to your friends? Is that a cell phone in your


New Study Indicates Male Genitalia is Shrinking

It is impossible to find the actual study, but I will do my best, going penis to penis, to find the truth. Let’s call it research; now drop your pants to your ankles! ST. LOUIS (KMOV) – In news that could affect every man’s pride, a new Italian study shows male genitalia is shrinking.  The


Jon Hamm’s Penis is Getting A Lot of Press Today! Photos

I have to say, it does look like quite a whopper. The internet is in a frenzy of photographs of Jon Hamm shopping, apparently while free-balling. No ones complaining Jon. Jon Hamm’s penis went on a shopping trip to Barney’s in New York last Friday, accompanied by Jon Hamm and his lovely girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt.


More Penis Art on Accidental Bear Today, Sorry Mom: “Schniedel Kunst”

Yes, more penis art on Accidental Bear today, sorry mom. SCHNIEDEL KUNST = Willy Art With some help form Googel Translate I was able to make some sense out of the German Language from where we found this art, sort of: The tails are not only good for fucking, but will also appear as an


Hair Ball of the Day: Watering the Penis, Wishful Thinking

Source: lundlover

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Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) Chased by Man with Sock on His Junk at NY Gay Pride: Video

Chris Pine (Captain Kirk) told Conan while meeting friend, not knowing it was gay pride, in New York City’s West Side this past (pride) weekend that a Trekkie chased him down, yelling “Captain Kirk!” Trekkies are everywhere (FYI) and this one happened to be wearing nothing but a sock around his junk. Rumors are out

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HBO’s “Hung” Star Thomas Jane Has a Huge Pecker: Is it Real or Fake? Photo NSFW

The only way to know for sure if this thing is real or not is a taste test ( I heard). Showtime’s Hung star Thomas Jane, unpublished for V-Man’s “Risk” issue. A khaki suit was sent for the shoot, but having no interest in doing a straight fashion image, an homage to Robert Mapplethorpe’s Man in


Hair Ball of Day: Paul Rudd Sips on Gigantic Throbbing Pink Veiny Penis Water Bottle

via worldofwonder.net

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Sizzling Hot Club Promo Videos TROUGH X : Plug VII – Part 1 (NSFW Scruffy Video)

When did the hottest tickets in town actually become the video promos events? Videos and promos made by the talented  Nik Dimopoulos are some of the best made work I have seen. Exquisite taste in men, fantastic artist visions. The video posted below for TROUGH X : Plug VII  Party is NSFW which makes it all the better.

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Prince Pierre Casiraghi of Monaco Nude: Royal Penis (NSFW)

Just a little creepy-stalker smut to hold you over this weekend. You’re welcome. Your Highness is packing! Well, he does not receive the HSH treatment but Pierre Casiraghi, younger son of Caroline, Princess of Hanover and the late Stefano Casiraghi, grandson of the beloved Princess Grace is after all the third in line to the Monegasque throne so he has all


Hair Ball of the Day: Is That a Penis on Your Face?

Source: tete-a-queue made site friendly by Accidental Bear


Penis Tattoo Causes Permanent Erection For Iranian Man

Hey, we can’t always be serious up in here. Let’s talk about penis horror stories. A man who got a tattoo on his penis is now left with a permanent semi-erection, according to an article in the latest issue of the Journal of Sexual Medicine. As MSNBC’s The Body Odd reports, the 21-year-old Iranian man found himself between a rock


Michael Fassbender Plays ‘Guess The Celebrity Penis,’ Wins (Video)

Now here is a game I am all about being hands on. Michael Fassbender Plays ‘Guess The Celebrity Penis,’ and wins, which must mean he is a keen observer and good with the penis. How do you think you would measure up? Michael Fassbender is an expert on celebrity penises. Don’t believe me? Check him out as

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Christian Phrases with Bryan Blake – 51 Words for Penis (Video)

I love how the word penis just rolls off my tongue. In this episode, Bryan Blake gives you a list of Christian friendly words to use for the word pen***, instead of sounding like a filthy liberal. http://www.christwire.org


Penile Fracture: Study Links Broken Penises To Infidelity

Penile fractures do exist! And to add a side order of shame to the mix, “half the patients admitted to fracturing their penises during an extramarital affair,”  According to the study, which was published last month, penile fracture occurs when the “tunica albuginea” — the fibrous membrane surrounding the tissue in the center of the


STARRFUCKER ISSUE 4 is Available or Pre-Order Now: Queer Art Issue

StarrFucker Magazine is a printed homo/foto/art zine with penis. Created by Jeremy Lucido in 2005 Starrfucker started out primarily as an adult industry blog and resource. Now the brand also prints an erotic art magazine. StarrFucker Magazine is a printed homo/foto/art zine with penis. It is a branch of the Starrfucker brand, originally a gay

Celebrity Accidental Bear Paul Rudd Has a Shiny Penis

We are weak to Paul Rudd‘s charisma and naturally manly vibe. So, when we saw an interview of him talking about his man part, his tool, his long john silver we had to re-post. Well Paul, if your nob is as shiny as you say, you will need that thing regularly polished (hand raised in

I Art You: Crocheted Penis

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Judging Penis size by Comparing Index, Ring Ringers

Yes that’s right , this is a report by the L.A. Times so it has to be for real and truthful. I have done research on the size of mens penises for many glorious years and my results show there is NO way to tell how well endowed your potential ex-trick will be until you pull

Woman Gives Penis to Police As Evidence of Attack

In Bangladesh, a Weinergate very different from the one preoccupying America’s Twitternet has emerged. There, a woman cut off her neighbor’s penis after he allegedly broke into her house and tried to rape her. READ STORY

Check Your Testicles; How to Chart & Video (Testicular Cancer Prevention)

Next time you naturally (that’s what men do) adjust your boys in public, tell them you’re just checking yourself for testicular cancer! I attached a How To video below, I thought you pervs might like some visuals. Whatever it takes, that gets you to know this vital information and get you interested, I will do,