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This video may be this best thing we have ever laid our eyes on. Even better than a 30 minute bukkake cumplilation video on Xtube! Dedicated to hard working internet trolls everywhere. Love ya, keep on trollin'! X Isabel & ...

Yeah, pick me up some of those soy flax seeds too, but hold the bag and carry them in your beard to me. Thanks. Weird pickler guys, Birkenstock wearing tree-huggers....there are lots of stereotypes out there about folks who go solar, ...

Have you been keeping up with Lou Ferrigknow? Created by OnlineSchools.org Online students have the most to risk from this kind of threat. After all, they spend every day on a device that often seems like it was designed for the sole ...

The eternal question, "When did you give up on your dreams?" maybe answered in the newest episode of JACK IN A BOX titled "“THE PEST." March 26th, 2012, New York, NY- Downtown fixtures Cole Escola (Logo’s Jeffery & Cole Casserole) & Becca Blackwell (Untitled Feminist Show) and ...

Take it for pure humor and some semblance of reality. Author Gavin McInnes is 41 years old and tired of wearing BAPE. How does he solve this dilemma? By hitting that ginormous vintage shop in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. His new memoir, How to ...

Brilliant Ideas I Had While Stoned Notebook Some of the greatest creative minds in the world can credit some of their success to a little inhaled inspiration—including Stephen King, Tarantino, and pretty much every musician ever. It’s pretty well known that ...

Comedian Louis C.K. after claiming his place in the heterosexual kingdom goes on to say, "The one guy I would blow, based on who he is would be Ewan McGregor. Seriously, I'm not gay in any other way but I want ...

My life is now complete. Off to practice my aim. Directed by Daniel Rampulla and conceived by New York City-based actress, Cole Escola, "A Straight Guy Pissing All Over A Toilet Seat" is a timely exploration into sexual poverty and poetic ...

Today we have a double dose of Dave Franco, brother of James. Hot off the success of his Funny Or Die videos  we mentioned earlier, "Go F*ck Yourself You're So Hot"  and an upcoming role in 21 Jump Street, Dave Franco ...

Actor Dave Franco (James' brother) is a professor of how to love yourself before you can love others. The Franco family has great bone structure. Now you make your own bone reference (wink).   Go F*ck Yourself with Dave Franco from Dave ...

We are infatuated with all things down under. There is a magnetic energy pulling our focus to Australia and all of its LGBTQ News. We get visions of surf, surfers and blonde fuzzy body part glistening in the hard heat. ...

We don't encourage you to actually use these razors at this Cray-Cray price. We want you to make art out of them. For instance, make a statue of me out of razors. Damn good idea, right? Just watch the video ...

Here is where the welcomed madness all began,  "A parody on the Sh*t people say videos Roger & Bryce take cliches to the next level...and they're puppets so it's funnier."  Roger & Bryce rain on us from  Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, and  say, ...

A day late and a dollar short but still a gem. This video was made for "Happy Fucking Valentines Day," but may be applied to all you bar flies out there, all year long!   http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t9WHyjrMC2g "Just in time for Valentine's Day. Learn ...

Watch out women of the world, at the Gay Ginger Breeders Headquarters, they have a plan to violate you vulva and to turn your womb into a easy bake ginger oven. You have been warned! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_kyeXRWzUs   In 100 years, redheads will be ...

Candy Taco Night dawg! Call up your dentist and apologize for all those terrible things you said! We got all these candy bacon weaves and all these gay baconstrips!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG6K9d2toZI&feature=g-all-u&context=G20a86c6FAAAAAAAAUAA   TWITTER http://www.twitter.com/epicmealtime FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/epicmealtime T-SHIRTS!!! http://shop.epicmealtime.com

When something is right, it's just right, and this is so right on it makes my head spin. I am officially supporting Vote Canada for President. Canada is already leading America in health care, gay rights, and lumberjack fashion, so why not just ...

  Mitt Romney struggled to pull off a victory in the Iowa caucus last night, his campaign ads are showing up on a site poking fun at the man he beat by only eight votes. Buzzfeed reports that the campaign itself, not Romney’s ...

"Heeey, we're here for the intercourse!" This is a classic case of the mind getting over-stimulated and psyching you out from having a really good time. Nerves get the better of these two men while anticipating an orgy. If they ...

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Ginger dreaming with cute and cuddly Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Jesse oozes with excitement from having the one and only, beast of the kitchen Martha Stewart, teach him how to prepare a turkey dinner. His cooking skills have grown leaps and ...

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I am a non-drinker, but still find these photos piss your pants amusing, as I AM, a cat lady though. Photos from my new favorite site of the right now: www.boozecats.com v       MORE