2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate ...... Anderson Cooper! Watch Anderson at rehearsal and after he competed for the third time on "Jeopardy!" Watch Alex Trebek call out Anderson for not eating his veggies all before Anderson Cooper dominated  Jeopardy ...

I mean, I like to chew on my own toe nails while I watch Jeopardy and eat my TV dinner. Don't you? Whether this story is fact or fiction I don't care. Quentin races through my blood and tickles all ...