Naked Santas Go For Guinness World Record In San Francisco

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Feel like sporting a white beard and showing off your money-maker while running through the streets of San Francisco with others? This group of champions will be making this happen on December 10th. I will see you there with my perv cam in hand!

“This world record attempt, which will be fully documented for posterity by the good people at Guinness, comes as part of San Francisco’s tenth annual Santacon party.” (Huff Post)

    • Saturday, December 10, 2011
    • 3:00pm until 6:00pm
  • Where
    Washington Square Park San Francisco’s North Beach District

  • On December 10th, during Santacon San Francisco, we’re all going to establish a WORLD RECORD for the LARGEST GATHERING OF NAKED SANTAS!

    Yes, you heard that right, Naked Santas!

    You may ask, “Why NAKED?”
    Well, there’s plenty of other Santa records…like:

    * Largest gathering of Santas
    * Largest gathering of Elves
    * Largest Secret Santa gifting group
    * blah blah blah

    San Francisco has a long tradition of people being naked in public. Heck, it’s almost required when we have a large group of people get together in our fair city…

    So, since Santacon will again be a HUGE gathering of Santas and San Francisco damn well better be the BEST at EVERYTHING, then let’s do this!

    THIS IS HAPPENING AT WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK IN NORTH BEACH! If you want to go down in history, BE THERE AND GET READY!

    Here’s the rules:

    * Gender is irrelevant! You don’t even have to be a good “boy” or “girl” Human, though, is a requirement since I thought that pets are already (usually) naked…
    * You have to be naked, but CAN and SHOULD be at least wearing a Santa hat. Boots/boot covers and gloves are also OK. Otherwise, it’s Full Monty or nuthin’
    * No Elves, No Reindeer, etc. San Francisco LOVE’s all Santacon revellers, but Guinness will be strict about the “Santa” requirement.
    * You’ll have to sign some paperwork with your name, address and email and an OK to take your photo, that’s part of the Guinness rules too.

    That’s it, pretty easy huh?

    Wanna make Santacon even more redonkulous than last year, or the year before? Sign up here, tell your pals, have them sign up, wait for the location (it’ll be broadcast via the official Santa channels, if they’ll listen) and then show up and git naked!

 

 

According to the event’s Facebook page, an official location will be announced on December 9th. All holiday-themed nudity enthusiasts are encouraged to participate as long as they obey a few simple rules:

You have to be naked, but CAN and SHOULD be at least wearing a Santa hat. Boots/boot covers and gloves are also OK. Otherwise, it’s Full Monty or nothing.

No Elves, No Reindeer, etc. San Francisco LOVE’s all Santacon revelers, but Guinness will be strict about the “Santa” requirement.

You’ll have to sign some paperwork with your name, address and email and an OK to take your photo, that’s part of the Guinness rules too.

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