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Mustache Wearing Redneck Tests Out Knives For the Zombie Apocalypse on Animal Carcass’: Video

First off, to my vegan friends, I’m sorry. Meat is Murder (Because that is what The Smiths told us)! This mustache wearing redneck tests out a list of blades: Gator Machete Pro, Bear Grylls Parang, Gator Machete Jr, Camp Axe, Prodigy Serrated, Drop Point Serrated Fixed Knife (with bottle opener), and the DMF Folder (All the blades are from Gerber) on meat and fruit.

 said, “We tested out an arsenal of weapons to see which ones would work best for fighting zombies. Get ready.”