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‘Mister PeePee’ On Mission To Masturbate In Every Starbucks Bathroom In New York City

We built this city, we built this city on jizz and pre-jizz, doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. Mr PeePee plans on violating all the 298 Starbucks  bathroom and photographing the evidence. I say video tape that act.

A local man calling himself Mister PeePee is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City, and to photograph the results.

Starbucks Gossip reports PeePee, a self-described “big fan of Starbucks”, revealed some details of his endeavor on a [now unavailable] podcast on the Glory Hole Radio Network:

“I’ve got to rate the bathroom on cleanliness,” Mister PeePee said on The Glory Hole podcast, “and [note] if a person knocked on the door and interrupted me.”One of his associates wanted Mister PeePee to also rate “how hot the chicks were in the location — customers and baristas” and “how frequently did someone try to open the door when you were trying to jerk off.”

“And lastly, how was the coffee?” added the podcast co-host.

 

A December [and now protected] tweet from@MisterPeePee reads,”Today’s Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick.”

So who is MisterPeePee? And has the intrepid jerk-off visited a Starbucks bathroom near you?

Reached for comment and maybe a big reveal, a source at Glory Hole Radio tells us, “Mister PeePee is a legend amongst our fans and a private man. I’m just surprised such an old segment on our show is only getting attention now.” More at www.huffingtonpost.com

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