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A Friendly Reminder That The World’s Ending in Two Weeks

I think I am prepared. In my survival kit I have Peanut M&Ms, Gummy Worms, a jug of water, toilet paper (3-ply), beef jerk, Angry Birds, and a  copy of Latin Inches. Did I miss anything? AB

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Via Gawker

Lauri Apple — In-the-know Americans have been getting ready for May 21, when Jesus is going to return to Earth and kick off the Rapture—aka “Judgment Day.” Hopefully you’re prepared for all the excitement to come, yes?

Or is this all news to you? It’s true that not everyone has been lucky enough to live or drive by one of the eye-catching “Judgment Day May 21” billboards erected by So Family Radio, the outfit that’s probably worked the hardest to make sure people are informed. Without So Family’s helpful roadside reminders, you might not have even heard about May 21 at all.

It’s also possible that you saw the news somewhere months ago and forgot. It’s okay—you’ve got so much on your mind these days! Please start paying attention now, and focus. READ MORE

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